This Too Shall Pass... But Seriously, What The Fuck? Tote – For Life’s WTF Moments

This tote is for those days when you can’t help but doomscroll, where hope feels like a sick joke, and the phrase “it gets better” is just insulting. Sometimes you just gotta stop, stare, and ask the universe, “What the actual fucking fuck? And are you targeting me specifically?” This tote is for anyone riding the rollercoaster of chaos with more existential dread each day as the dregs of optimism fade away with each news cycle. Perfect for carrying your therapist’s number, your sense of humor, and enough caffeine (or alcohol) to pretend you’ve still mostly got it together. Spacious enough for the weight of your worries and sturdy enough to survive the endless spiral of ‘what the fuck is even happening?’ Each natural canvas tote bag is designed for both style and function. Measuring 15 x 15 inches, it offers ample space for everyday essentials—perfect for shopping, commuting, or casual outings. Each tote is hand-printed using a professional, colorfast dyeing process, ensuring vibrant, long-lasting artwork that won't crack or peel with use. Unlike vinyl or DTF transfers, which can degrade after multiple washes, our dyeing method is fully machine washable—so your tote stays beautiful and practical over time. It features a secure zippered top and reinforced handles for reliable, comfortable carrying. The minimalist design makes it ideal for everyday use or thoughtful gifting. Whether you're heading to the market, campus, or work, this tote is your durable, washable, and stylish everyday companion.