Table-Flipping Energy Tote – Righteous Rage Included

Channel your inner Jesus—because sometimes, the world’s nonsense is so outrageous, you gotta flip some tables (literally or metaphorically). This tote captures that perfect blend of holy fury and justified sass. Perfect for carrying your essentials and enough righteous indignation to clear a room. Spacious, sturdy, and packed with enough “I’m mad, and I’m right” energy to fuel your day. Because some days, you don’t just have a mood—you have a mission. And flipping tables? Just part of the plan. Each natural canvas tote bag is designed for both style and function. Measuring 15 x 15 inches, it offers ample space for everyday essentials—perfect for shopping, commuting, or casual outings. Each tote is hand-printed using a professional, colorfast dyeing process, ensuring vibrant, long-lasting artwork that won't crack or peel with use. Unlike vinyl or DTF transfers, which can degrade after multiple washes, our dyeing method is fully machine washable—so your tote stays beautiful and practical over time. It features a secure zippered top and reinforced handles for reliable, comfortable carrying. The minimalist design makes it ideal for everyday use or thoughtful gifting. Whether you're heading to the market, campus, or work, this tote is your durable, washable, and stylish everyday companion.