Axial Tilt is the Reason for the Season tote bag

Move over, Jesus. Back off, Santa. It’s 23.5° of pure orbital truth calling the shots this winter. Shorter days, longer nights, and all your festive chaos? Blame the Earth’s tilt, not ancient divine intervention. Carry your gifts, cookies, or lab notebooks in style—and remind everyone that the holidays are just science with glitter. Santa optional. Snark mandatory. Each 15x15 inch tote is hand-printed using a professional, colorfast dyeing process, ensuring vibrant, long-lasting artwork that won't crack or peel with use. Unlike vinyl or DTF transfers, which can degrade after multiple washes, our dyeing method is fully machine washable—so your tote stays beautiful and practical over time.