All is Not. Fucking. Calm. tote bag

All is Not. Fucking. Calm. Cookies half-burned. Gifts half-wrapped. Tree half-decorated. To-do list fully out of control. This tote is for anyone surviving the holidays one frantic step at a time… with humor, caffeine, and maybe a little wine. Perfect for toting your unfinished projects, last-minute gifts, and the emotional baggage that comes with surviving festive madness. Because the holidays are never as peaceful as the greeting cards make them look. Each 15x15 inch tote is hand-printed using a professional, colorfast dyeing process, ensuring vibrant, long-lasting artwork that won't crack or peel with use. Unlike vinyl or DTF transfers, which can degrade after multiple washes, our dyeing method is fully machine washable—so your tote stays beautiful and practical over time.