Chaotic Smart-Ass Tote – For When Your Dice Deserve Better Decisions

Sure, chaos can be fun—but let’s not confuse creative mischief with “I set the tavern on fire because I was bored.” This tote is for the true D&D players who know the difference between Chaotic Good and Chaotic please-stop-licking-things-we-find-in-dungeons. Featuring a delightfully derpy dragon and a handful of temperamental dice, this bag says, “Yes, I love chaos—but no, I don’t throw soup at NPCs for no reason.” This is the ideal modern adventurer’s pack, perfect for hauling your rulebooks, dice, and the emotional baggage from your last campaign session. Durable, quirky, and just slightly unhinged—kind of like your character. Because every party needs a little chaos. Just not... that kind. Each natural canvas tote bag is designed for both style and function. Measuring 15 x 15 inches, it offers ample space for everyday essentials—perfect for shopping, commuting, or casual outings. Each tote is hand-printed using a professional, colorfast dyeing process, ensuring vibrant, long-lasting artwork that won't crack or peel with use. Unlike vinyl or DTF transfers, which can degrade after multiple washes, our dyeing method is fully machine washable—so your tote stays beautiful and practical over time. It features a secure zippered top and reinforced handles for reliable, comfortable carrying. The minimalist design makes it ideal for everyday use or thoughtful gifting. Whether you're heading to the market, campus, or work, this tote is your durable, washable, and stylish everyday companion.