Definitely NOT Drug Paraphernalia – Zippered Pouch

For the friend, coworker, or self who likes a little chaos with their organization. This pouch boldly reads: “Definitely NOT drug paraphernalia.” Perfect for pens, dice, makeup,…or, you know, *stuff.* Perfect for: Anyone who loves a wink, a joke, and a little harmless misdirection. Students, gamers, or coworkers who want a fun, slightly rebellious accessory. Friends who appreciate sarcasm, humor, and a touch of “don’t judge me.” Compact, durable, and ready to hold your essentials…definitely nothing illegal, we swear.