Five Things I Accomplished This Week (you asshole) Notepad

Ideal for all those forced to send weekly task lists to Elon Musk and the DOGE team: this handmade tear-off notepad says what you really mean. Track your Done List with maximum sarcasm and passive-aggressive satisfaction. Perfect for: Logging achievements while quietly judging management. Surviving pointless reporting with style and attitude. Anyone who enjoys stationery that doubles as a personality statement. Handmade, tear-off pages ready for your sassy scribbles. Because some accomplishments deserve more than just a bullet point—they deserve a middle finger.