The Everything You Stand For Mug (and Everything You Stand Against Too) (15oz)

Start your morning off with a mug that’s basically a personality manifesto. One side proudly lists all the things you support—from libraries to literacy, empathy to equality, and even farms (because who doesn’t love a good veggie patch?). Flip it over, and you’ll find all the things you oppose—fascism, greed, bullying, overwork…basically, all the bad stuff that makes you roll your eyes at your news feed. Perfect for: Stirring your coffee while silently judging nonsense. Letting coworkers know you’re all about facts, kindness, and zero tolerance for stupidity. Making a bold statement without saying a word (or yelling at people before your first sip). This 15oz ceramic powerhouse holds enough caffeine to fuel your pro-science, pro-facts, anti-bullshit lifestyle. Ideal for home, office, or your secret underground democracy club meetings.