All is Not. Fucking. Calm. mug

Let’s be honest—half the cookies are burned, half the gifts aren’t wrapped, and your to-do list is laughing at you. This 15-ounce mug is perfect for sipping coffee, tea, or something stronger while surviving the holidays one frazzled, chaotic, “why did I sign up for this?” moment at a time. Microwave- and dishwasher-safe, it can handle repeated refills, frantic mornings, and all the holiday madness you’re juggling. Carry your chaos, caffeine, and sense of humor all in one mug—because surviving December deserves a beverage this big.