Caffeine Won’t Fix It, But I’ll Notice Mug (15oz)

Start your morning with 15 ounces of pure, liquid self-awareness. This mug is for those of us who know caffeine won’t magically fix our executive dysfunction—but hey, at least you’ll be hyper-alert while staring at that to-do list you’re still avoiding. Durable ceramic, dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and existential-crisis safe. Because if you're struggling to get things done, you might as well do it wide awake.