While the World Burns – Apocalypse To-Do Card

Because some days feel like the world is literally on fire, this card keeps your priorities straight—if “straight” includes sarcasm, survivalism, and a hint of dark humor. The card reads: "Things to do while the world burns around us: 1. Stay informed, resist, and do not obey in advance. 2. Update our list of things we’re grateful for and of people we wouldn’t mind getting taken out in the next plague. 3. Fantasize about what we’re doing in an alternate timeline where none of this happened. 4. Find a new survivalist hobby to hyperfixate on. 5. Keep our plants and hope alive, and our shit together." Perfect for: Friends who appreciate dark humor, chaos, and a touch of nihilism. Gifting to someone surviving life’s nonsense with style. Anyone who wants a laugh while acknowledging the state of the world. Blank inside for your own survival notes, sarcastic commentary, or reminders to water your plants.