Congratulations – Relationship Survival Card

Celebrate newlyweds with a mix of humor, wisdom, and practical life advice. The cover simply says: “Congratulations!”—but the inside delivers the good stuff: "May you always have the right amount of covers. May you share the same standard of cleanliness. May you inherently know what to have for dinner. May dishwasher loading technique be your biggest disagreement. And may you always feel as loved as you do right now." Perfect for: Weddings, engagements, or newly coupled friends. Couples who appreciate humor mixed with genuine, heartfelt wishes. Anyone who knows that marriage is part love, part logistics, and mostly negotiation over dishes and dinner.