Congrats on Your New Job – Realistic Workplace Wishes Card

Because starting a new job deserves equal parts celebration and sarcasm. The cover says: “Congrats on your new job!” and the inside reads: "May you have the kind of boss who is, you know, human. May it magically never be your turn to make coffee. May onboarding not include teambuilding, or two truths and a lie. Like seriously, I would walk out. May your emails never hint at your internal eye rolling. May you not accidentally pick up jargon like 'let's circle back on this,' or 'synergy.' And may you always feel valued, effective, and rewarded." Perfect for: Friends, coworkers, or anyone entering the corporate jungle. Anyone who appreciates honesty, sarcasm, and survival tips in one card. Gifting a laugh while reminding them to dodge office nonsense like a pro.