Congrats on Your Mortgage – Adulting Achievement Card

Celebrate a friend’s big grownup milestone with humor and a touch of paranoia. The cover shouts: “Congrats on your mortgage! You're such a successful, functioning, milestone-achieving, fully fledged adult!” Inside: "I hope the place isn't haunted. Seriously, let’s go buy some sage and carbon monoxide detectors." Perfect for: Friends or family who just bought their first home. Anyone who appreciates sarcasm, humor, and practical paranoia. Housewarming parties, mortgage closings, or just celebrating survival in the adulting game. Room inside for your own tips, jokes, or emergency home-safety advice.