OMG Y’all Made a Human – Hilarious New Parent Card

Congrats, humans! You did the thing. The cover proudly shouts: “OMG Y’all made a human!” and the inside delivers real talk, wrapped in sarcasm: "I feel confident that they'll rarely hate you, and they'll only need like a normal amount of therapy. Seriously, you're going to kill it do a great job!" Perfect for: Baby showers, new parents, or anyone who survived gestation without completely losing it. Friends and family who appreciate humor with a side of “you got this…sort of.” Anyone who wants to remind new parents that chaos is normal and laughter is mandatory. Room inside for your own tips, jokes, or survival advice (wine recommendations optional).